Chris Hardwick was born on the starship Enterprise and is the product of two red-shirts that quickly met their demise in a transporter lovemaking mishap. He was banished by the Federation to earth...Expand
Chris Hardwick was born on the starship Enterprise and is the product of two red-shirts that quickly met their demise in a transporter lovemaking mishap. He was banished by the Federation to earth after "inappropriate conduct" on the holodeck with a computer-generated Buffy Summers. Since then, Chris has become a professional stand-up comedian and a self proclaimed nerd.
He hosts "The Soup's" geeky little brother show "Web Soup," and plays with gadgets on "Attack of the Show," both on a channel that awkward teenage boys refer to as "G4." Chris is also a writer for Wired Magazine and a talking cow on Nickelodeon's "Back at the Barnyard." He is fully aware that there are no male cows with udders in life so please keep that question in your brain.
In his spare time, Ensign Hardwick is attempting to build an evil nerd empire under the moniker "Nerdist", which includes: a wildly popular blog at Nerdist.com, a top ten comedy podcast on iTunes, a following of 1.3 million delightful supplicants on Twitter, a book from the wise publishers at The Penguin Group, and his very own social network called "The Node", each of which makes up a different arm of a growing corporate beast that Hardwick hopes, "...will one day bring destruction and ruin to the mouth-breathing, jock masses...paving the way for a world where video games are free, Cheetos are currency and robot concubines vigorously endeavor to sate our sexual thirsts."
Chris makes regular appearances on Chelsea Lately, The Soup and The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Many weekends out of the calendar year, he uses an electric amplification device to make strangers in comedy club settings like him by telling jokes, most likely due to a deep-seeded need for attention that was forged during his tormentingly unpopular junior high years. Additionally, he has played at numerous comedy/music festivals including Just for Laughs, US Comedy Arts, SF Sketchfest, SXSW, Coachella, Bumbershoot. He currently resides in Los Angeles while enjoying salt & vinegar chips and Doctor Who marathons.